The 39 Steps, literally.

Take On Me, Norwich style.

There is a picture on the internet of a bloke when he was at high school from his alumni yearbook. I've used it for variations on a theme. This is one of those variations.

Another variation on the alumni guy theme, combined with the Smug Bastard we all know and love.

Arf Arf Arf. A dog from some hair.

It's a sock. And a monochrome bloke on his side. I dunno.

A crudely drawn cock is an essential element of any b3ta pic.

Babyclops wants to eat your face.

Badgers. Everybody's best friend.

Poor Mr Gronk, he now looked like a bald twit lion. As a passing hippopotamus said, "I am a passing hippopotamus," and went on to say, "you look like a bald hairless twit lion."

The late great Jeremy Beadle's last supper.

A big Dick Beattie Woo!

The last man on earth is a big spunking cock (crudely drawn, of course).

Mmmnnnngggh *belms*

Bignose has a big nose.

Brian.

DIIIIVE!

Für das chavskum.

B3tan Cakie's picture was a good subject to learn vectoring.

This is Alistair Darling's cat.

A toilet, a crudely drawn cock.

When Parliament goes into recess, the MPs go to Southend and have it large.

Warhol's cock.

Oh come on! Don't tell me you didn't get caught out.

When in Rome, photoshop me.

Darth Carp.

The Imperial Death Mint has his next victim in his sights.

It is a little known fact that Dickie Davis invaded Poland in 1939.

Filthy Dirty Harry. My first ever b3ta post. Shite, and full of seams.

A dollar full of fisting.

QE2 - She's not human.

Some people aren't fussy who they sleep with.

Emu Philips.

Eric the polygonal shitting dog (side view).

Eric the polygonal shitting dog (front view).

Mother Theresa collects souls for Satan.

A combination of The Fear and Noobmaster.

Another study using the Alumni guy. This time, trying out layer multiplication and the heal tool.

For the comics image challenge. An extension of Garfield Minus Garfield but with added lack of anybody at all. It is meant to be ironic or something.

I have no idea.

Goldfwapp. Can you see what I did there? Ho ho ho.

Another variation on the Alumni guy theme.

Smug incompetent potato-faced dimwit Gordon Brown.

Smug incompetent potato-faced cunt Gordon Brown.

Smug incompetent potato-faced wanker Gordon Brown.

Smug incompetent potato-faced twat Gordon Brown.

Smug incompetent potato-faced spunk-bubble Gordon Brown.

Alumni guy in the American Gothic style.

Before he was captured, Nev the Bear was a fierce maneater.

A photograph of a person pushing a folded up matress in a shopping trolley reminded me a bit of a Skugosaurus.

Shooting up dyslexically.

Me. Unshaven.

Udderface, she's got an udder for a face, etc. Done on PSP before I got potatoshop, and before I learned how to blend layers properly.

A heart.

The honk-organ - installed in the Chapel at Oriel College, Oxford - is the oldest animal-based pipe-organ in the world. This photo was taken for the animal instruments challenge.

I see bread people. Click here to see the animated version.

Space Invader.

One for the Movie Letter Switch image challenge. Got me a FP too!

An i-Aye-Aye. Ithankyou.

Christine Keeler was John Wayne's body double. Fact.

My first go at vectoring. I thought I'd go for someone striking and in black & white.

The ever-gorgeous Kittyvomit, vectorified.

My most favourite joke ever.

Ahem. A little light relief.

Not Abby Road.

The statue of Nelson Mandela likes to enjoy itself when nobody is looking. Careful - this is just over a megabyte.

Is it safe? Is it safe?

I... errr... ah. I'd... ummm.... just like to say.... errr... MOO. Yes.

Why is it wrote "Murder, She Wrote"? Is it cos Angela Lansbury IS Yoda? Hmmm?

Nicky Fucking Campbell.

Ninjas with harps are deadly woodland assasins and will not leave any Scooby Doos alive.

Shut it you slag.

Rats just love to play jazz.

Dr Who, series 2. It was funny(ish) at the time.

It is hard to look demur with a zombie hand.

Apologies again.

Brown and brown and brown and brown, Brown and brown and brown.
I can sing a poobow, Sing a poobow, Sing a poobow too.
Listen with your nose. (etc)

Me, expressing my deep joy about being at work.

Its Smug Bastard. Vectorised, rasterised and animated.

Its Smug Bastard. Vectorised as a pylon.

Its Smug Bastard. Vectorised as a stick man.

Its Smug Bastard. Vectorised as a vector.

Spaz scissors, on my camera plinth thingy.

Spaz seashell.

Derek the cocksucking squirrel. He's just after your nuts.

You're fired.

The big guy is captain of the mint imperial guard. Don't fuck with the sherbet dib-dab.

A vector of Sir Thomas More after the painting by Hans Holbein. It took fucking hours.

Mr Tickle has an enormous orange organ.

Walking the tightrope. For the pylons image challenge.

Another for the movie letter switch image challenge.

Say what you see. That's right - Urethra Franklin!

A crudely drawn man, with a crudely drawn cock, pissing crudely.

Green leotards don't hide wee.

Some people just scare me.

What on earth was he thinking? What on earth was I thinking animating it?

Some people just scare me a lot.

Even cartoon animals get a bit windy sometimes.

Stalin's idea of light relief at Yalta went down well.

An early one. I hadn't got the hang of seams with this pic.

Another alumni guy pic.